So, obviously I’m super hungry, and somehow stubbled upon this recipe that made me gain 45 kilos just looking at the photos. I am going straight to the grocery store right after work to purchase all these ingredients and will probably end up in the nearest hospital because I gave myself a heart attack.
Warning: This is not for the faint hearted.
How To Make a 15 Pound Snickers Bar
Like I said, you might become diabetic when attempting to devour this cake.
First off, you need a ton of chocolate and fatty everything on the face of the planet- or just everything in this photograph.
You’ll then melt all the chocolate, butterscotch, and add a couple spoonfuls of peanut butter, depending on your preference- I’m not judging you.
Should look a little like this
Then proceed to cover the bottom of a very large tub? with half of the outcome of your melted deliciousnessness, as tempting as it is to stick your fingers in it, save the rest for later!
Then add a couple Snickers bars to our concoction. Just around the edges- you’ll add more later.
You’ll stick all Snickers to the rest of your melted yumminess with Nutella. Just because there isn’t enough chocolate in the mix.
You will then melt the Kraft Caramels, or any other caramels of your choosing, Nestle Carnation Milk, and tons of butter-just because.
Something delicious and magical like this should appear..
Then add all the melted gooeyness into the middle of your Snickers pool and add some unsalted peanuts.
Then you add even more Snickers into the pool of goodness. I know, I know. These ones are smaller, they don’t count.
Then comes the nougat..which is basically consists of melted marshmallow puffies.
When all melted properly, it should look a little like this
I’m almost done, I promise! All you have to do now is create another small Snickers pool with the mini bites and add your freshly made nougat into the mix
Perfect! All that’s left is to add the other half of the base you originally made as a top layer and pop it into the freezer for 2 hours, or so!
This is what your final disaster should look like. You’re welcome, and I’m sorry if you end up in a hospital with your arteries clogged and weight 45 kilos more than when you began reading this.